Conversation over dinner
Bec (sister): I had another meeting with HR today.
Me: Another one? It doesn't stand for... umm... "Here Rebecca", y'know.
Mum: What's that?
Dad: More like "Ho Rebecca".
Mum: Aww... you're not a ho, dear.
(Pause)
Mum: ... not anymore.
Me: Another one? It doesn't stand for... umm... "Here Rebecca", y'know.
Mum: What's that?
Dad: More like "Ho Rebecca".
Mum: Aww... you're not a ho, dear.
(Pause)
Mum: ... not anymore.
Bec (Ho sister): Sadly conversations like this are not uncommon in our family. Seem to have fooled mum! Plenty of additional material from dinner last night, Joshie... you holding out on us?!
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