iPhoney
Voting time! Just what do you think was going through this brand-new iPhone owner's head at the moment this photo was snapped?

a) "Waiting in line for four days without food, water or a basic level of hygene was totally worth it!"
b) "I just realised that I have absolutely no one to call."
c) "iPhooooooooooooone! iPhoooooooooooone!"
d) "I cannot wait to get home and shove this baby into my cock-sucking lips."
e) "Who's a pathetic tech loser now, Karen?!"
f) "I can't get any god-damn reception with this thing! Maybe if I hold it higher..."

a) "Waiting in line for four days without food, water or a basic level of hygene was totally worth it!"
b) "I just realised that I have absolutely no one to call."
c) "iPhooooooooooooone! iPhoooooooooooone!"
d) "I cannot wait to get home and shove this baby into my cock-sucking lips."
e) "Who's a pathetic tech loser now, Karen?!"
f) "I can't get any god-damn reception with this thing! Maybe if I hold it higher..."



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