Oh, biscuits!
Stumbled upon a random article about the 'mechanics' of swearing on How Stuff Works today - which is kinda interesting if you can be arsed to wade through four pages of ad-fuelled padding to read the paragraph's worth of content. Luckily, I was at work with bugger all to do.
Little did I know I'd expand my vocabulary in the process - here's their "fun" boxout feature, alternatives to swearing (which I hope to hell is a pisstake):
Dagnabit
Darn it
Funky tut
Jebus
Jeep 'n eagle
Jeezy creezy
Mother-scratcher
Oh, biscuits
Little did I know I'd expand my vocabulary in the process - here's their "fun" boxout feature, alternatives to swearing (which I hope to hell is a pisstake):
Dagnabit
Darn it
Funky tut
Jebus
Jeep 'n eagle
Jeezy creezy
Mother-scratcher
Oh, biscuits
Oy
Poop
Shang-a-lang
Shoot
Son of a monkey
Sweet cheeses
Tartar sauce
Zip-zap
But at least you filthy little monkies can clean up your vulgar language.
Poop
Shang-a-lang
Shoot
Son of a monkey
Sweet cheeses
Tartar sauce
Zip-zap
But at least you filthy little monkies can clean up your vulgar language.



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