Oh, biscuits!

Stumbled upon a random article about the 'mechanics' of swearing on How Stuff Works today - which is kinda interesting if you can be arsed to wade through four pages of ad-fuelled padding to read the paragraph's worth of content. Luckily, I was at work with bugger all to do.

Little did I know I'd expand my vocabulary in the process - here's their "fun" boxout feature, alternatives to swearing (which I hope to hell is a pisstake):

Dagnabit
Darn it

Funky tut
Jebus
Jeep 'n eagle 
Jeezy creezy
Mother-scratcher
Oh, biscuits
Oy
Poop
Shang-a-lang
Shoot
Son of a monkey
Sweet cheeses
Tartar sauce
Zip-zap

But at least you filthy little monkies can clean up your vulgar language.

 
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