Me, to my brother: I'm trying to eat healthier lately, y'know? Not so much a diet, but just being aware of what I eat. I used to have breakfast and then come into work and get a scone, then at lunch time just eat whatever. But I'm not even eating Maccas now; it just sits funny in my stomach if I do. So yeah, been getting a salad and stuff, it's real good. Plus at dinner time, I'm doing those McCain's frozen meals or whatever. They're actually not that bad, and they're a proper portion size, y'know? I'm just trying to eat a bit smarter.

(A short while later.)

Me: Two Krispy Kreme doughnuts and a mocha latte with marshmallows, please.