RIP: my arse (2006-2007)
Today, we mourn the loss of a friend. A very, very special friend that has touched all of our lives in so many significant ways.
I speak, of course, of the arse of Josh Dare - recently departed this mortal realm due to weight loss.
He was not long for this world. Borne narry a year ago, he cherished his beloved upbringing of Krispy Kremes and weekends spent on the couch. This was certainly a very special bond, and the little arse grew, and grew; and became the great arse that we all know and loved.
In his last days, he still held on to hope - squeezing in pants that were too tight to give the illusion of curves, and thereby strength of life; but deep inside his heart, he knew that he was not long for this world.
He lived a good life. Admired by strangers, complimented by gay men fixated on a wide booty, topping off a good pair of jeans - it was certainly a life well lived. In these dark days of feature-less backsides, let us always remember the good times.
He is survived by Josh's thighs and muffin tops. Our thoughts and prayers are with them.
I speak, of course, of the arse of Josh Dare - recently departed this mortal realm due to weight loss.
He was not long for this world. Borne narry a year ago, he cherished his beloved upbringing of Krispy Kremes and weekends spent on the couch. This was certainly a very special bond, and the little arse grew, and grew; and became the great arse that we all know and loved.
In his last days, he still held on to hope - squeezing in pants that were too tight to give the illusion of curves, and thereby strength of life; but deep inside his heart, he knew that he was not long for this world.
He lived a good life. Admired by strangers, complimented by gay men fixated on a wide booty, topping off a good pair of jeans - it was certainly a life well lived. In these dark days of feature-less backsides, let us always remember the good times.
He is survived by Josh's thighs and muffin tops. Our thoughts and prayers are with them.
hahaha you could get a prosthetic bum?
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Or better yet, go all Bionic Arse.
I could be the Six Million Dollar Arse Man.
"We can rebuild it... we have the technology."
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Half yer luck - I keep trying to murder my arse but it always seems able to return from the dead, slasher pic-style. Usually with reinforcements
Hints and tips on bringing out successful effective death?
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Hmmm... a silver bullet, perhaps? Or maybe shove a garlic up there?
Or maybe it's like a vampire and can't stand sunlight. When you're walking round outside next, why not just pull down your pants and wave it round for a bit to see if that does the trick.
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