Or, "half-baked non-theories about why my posts aren't as funny / interesting as they could be."

- I'm trying to incorporate too many 'hidden messages' to my ex-boyfriend.
- The 'e' key on my keyboard is broken, so I have to find creative yet boring ways to avoid using the letter.
- Too much blowing smoke up my own ass.
- I've been paying too much attention to rival blogs and as such, assumed blogging standards are very low.
- I don't have an editor to save me.
- I'm hurrying, because it's 7:25pm and So You Think You Can Dance is on in a minute.
- The pressure of 40 pairs of eyes judging my every word is "getting to me".
- I'm Alt-Tabbing between my blog and Gaydar (and Gaydar is winning).
- Without the promise of a paycheck, I just don't try that hard.

Any other theories? I'm all ears!