Normal transmission resuming
Let me tell you a little story of how I blog.
I think a blog works best as a stream of consciousness - nothing pisses me off more than reading a diatribe from some random fuckwit about how they went and saw such and such show and oh it was really good and oh Karen was there, you remember Karen, I've talked about Karen, anyways we saw this show and it was really good etc.
As such, I avoid diary-style updates, unless I can take the piss out of the style. Most of the time, I just bang on about what pops into my head; but a lot of the time it stems from me wanting to say something in particular, without actually knowing how I want to express it. So I usually think of a title or a concept and just expand upon that. Some titles I have at the back of my mind for a bit before I do anything about it.
"Normal transmission resuming" was going to be a special one for me. That's been on the backburner for neigh on three months now. Secreted away, waiting for the perfect oppurtinity for me to apply it to a blog entry about how all of a sudden I'm not such a high-strung shitcunt that's still reeling from a broken relationship, so sorry if my entries seemed quietly obsessive with something unspoken, or at the very least appeared to be bragging / I-don't-need-you-anyway'ing via blog, which I blantantly have been. 'Normal transmission resuming,' I was going to excitedly type away, then make some curt little joke about switching to stealthy transmitting HIV instead. Hypothetically.
But then, I moved. And the fucktards at Optus set us up with the world's dodgiest ADSL. We're on our second modem, and have only just got everyone in the house on the internet at the same time. No thanks to those damn BigPond "dem homes, dem homes, dem NETWORK HOMES" ads that just leer at us from the TV, taunting our non-connectivity.
Anyways I'm back on now and should be blogging regularly again. And wouldn't you know it, the only fucking title I could think of is "Normal transmission resuming". Face it, it's the only organic thing to say here. Never mind. Faithful readers, transmission is resuming as normal, etc...
AND I'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF ANOTHER FUCKING TITLE IF / WHEN MY HEART HEALS.
I think a blog works best as a stream of consciousness - nothing pisses me off more than reading a diatribe from some random fuckwit about how they went and saw such and such show and oh it was really good and oh Karen was there, you remember Karen, I've talked about Karen, anyways we saw this show and it was really good etc.
As such, I avoid diary-style updates, unless I can take the piss out of the style. Most of the time, I just bang on about what pops into my head; but a lot of the time it stems from me wanting to say something in particular, without actually knowing how I want to express it. So I usually think of a title or a concept and just expand upon that. Some titles I have at the back of my mind for a bit before I do anything about it.
"Normal transmission resuming" was going to be a special one for me. That's been on the backburner for neigh on three months now. Secreted away, waiting for the perfect oppurtinity for me to apply it to a blog entry about how all of a sudden I'm not such a high-strung shitcunt that's still reeling from a broken relationship, so sorry if my entries seemed quietly obsessive with something unspoken, or at the very least appeared to be bragging / I-don't-need-you-anyway'ing via blog, which I blantantly have been. 'Normal transmission resuming,' I was going to excitedly type away, then make some curt little joke about switching to stealthy transmitting HIV instead. Hypothetically.
But then, I moved. And the fucktards at Optus set us up with the world's dodgiest ADSL. We're on our second modem, and have only just got everyone in the house on the internet at the same time. No thanks to those damn BigPond "dem homes, dem homes, dem NETWORK HOMES" ads that just leer at us from the TV, taunting our non-connectivity.
Anyways I'm back on now and should be blogging regularly again. And wouldn't you know it, the only fucking title I could think of is "Normal transmission resuming". Face it, it's the only organic thing to say here. Never mind. Faithful readers, transmission is resuming as normal, etc...
AND I'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF ANOTHER FUCKING TITLE IF / WHEN MY HEART HEALS.
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