Are you people for real?
Confession time: it shames me to admit it, but I totally (heart) I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Even if you haven't been, you'll probably know what I'm talking about - LOLCATS, or cute pictures of cats with a cute little l33t speak caption. It's so innocently adorable; like porn for overweight, single 30+ women - where massive schlongs are replaced by moggies and the money shots are drenched in saccharine instead of cum.
And I can dig that. I mean, isn't there an overweight, single 30+ woman inside of all of us?
Take this pic for example:
Even if you haven't been, you'll probably know what I'm talking about - LOLCATS, or cute pictures of cats with a cute little l33t speak caption. It's so innocently adorable; like porn for overweight, single 30+ women - where massive schlongs are replaced by moggies and the money shots are drenched in saccharine instead of cum.
And I can dig that. I mean, isn't there an overweight, single 30+ woman inside of all of us?
Take this pic for example:
C'mon, that's fucking adorable!
So I kinda felt a distant affinity with these LOLCATers... until I stumbled upon their comments section today. Y'know a picture tells a thousand words and all that, but how these pics manage to draw at least 80 comments - each - is a mystery. I wondered what commentary could really add, so had a read.
Here's a selection of comments from the above pic:
Darrkwolff:
I wud hab gawten awai wif it iffin it wuzn’t fur doze meddlen kidz!
iymcool:
Dehm kittehs pawwin’ ower mah lawn!
Darrkwolff:
Bak when I wuz yer aij, we hadz 2 wok 2 skul.
Up hil!
Boaf waiz!
In dah snoe!
Wif no shooz!
In da dark!
Twennee mielz!
Yeah, it was adorable until I realised THEY TALK LIKE THAT THE WHOLE TIME. The images of these people I have in my head are just... fascinating.
Honestly, go get laid.
Oh hell yeah - you go to ICHC for the kitteh porn, but you definitely don't stay for the sparkling banter.
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