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  • 8 July 2008, 2:27 PM Josh wrote:
    I am ALL ABOUT THE TWEE.

    However my cinematic version of this holiday would be more like a Carry On film than more pap from "the makers of Four Weddings And A Funeral". Y'know, tit jokes and double entendres.

    Can you shave my pussy; that sorta thing.
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  • 7 July 2008, 4:40 PM Sam wrote:
    Since you don't need to waste time on the usual London tourist traps, it sounds like you're in a good position to get in some of the broader English twee experiences? Day trips to Kew Gardens, Windsor Castle, that sort of thing?

    My understanding is that high tea and wacky misunderstandings leading to naughty shenanigans would be involved. As would be Hugh Grant.
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  • 5 July 2008, 7:58 PM TOM wrote:
    welcome to europe! I'm across the pond in Dublin, enjoy your travels
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  • 4 July 2008, 10:15 AM Sam wrote:
    Pfft. Even *I* know it's the Piccadilly line that goes to Heathrow, and I've only spent altogether less than seven days in London.

    I mean, I know this because the two times I've been to Heathrow, I've caught the tube to ... Piccadilly ... But still. Pfft.
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  • 4 July 2008, 1:31 AM Josh wrote:
    OMG I FEEL COMPLETE.

    Yeah the house was a bit overdue for a shuffle. What did you move, Nicole's stuff out on to the street? Haha.
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  • 4 July 2008, 1:30 AM Josh wrote:
    Wahey QP! Can always rely on you. You're like my built in audience. Bless ya.
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  • 4 July 2008, 1:29 AM Josh wrote:
    Where are you! I've been waving my new haircut all over the place, and nowt. Hmph.

    Going to pride this weekend?
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  • 2 July 2008, 2:38 PM Michael wrote:
    Just when you thought your trip couldn't get any better...you now have the validation that Michael has read your blog......and completly moved the house around in your absence
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  • 2 July 2008, 1:06 PM Sam wrote:
    I am! Tres enjoyable. As you were.
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  • 1 July 2008, 6:55 PM tom wrote:
    have fun! and I understand your airport pain, being a flight attendant for seven years......... airports are cunts. I'll be in london myself, I'lll keep an eye out for your new hairdo!
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  • 19 June 2008, 6:21 PM tom gaylord wrote:
    Very sexy either or...... I'm inclined to the unshaved though........... I'll need to see them both with you shirtless to get a better picture lol
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  • 6 June 2008, 8:28 PM Arthur wrote:
    You should most definately do it! I think it'd look quite spunky. Does anyone use that work anymore? meh.
    I usually shave my head periodically - me should be doing it soon again. It only takes a week or two before you can style it again. You'll love the sensation - and then i can rub your head for good luck. W00t
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  • 26 February 2008, 11:53 AM Sam wrote:
    How horrific. How terrifying. How blood-curdling. And how amazingly brave. Voluntarily going to the Gold Coast. I salute.
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  • 8 February 2008, 10:00 PM Marnie wrote:
    This sounds even better with Mario's no punctation ramble playing alongside you vapid retard media whore.

    I love yoour writing l's&l's of lol's

    Cheese,
    Marnie (one of Luke's cousins)
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  • 7 February 2008, 9:28 AM Arthur wrote:
    Excuse me, as i type through the fog of work ~20 in a row (the joy of IT support when things aren't going so well).
    What about section - "Dare to Ask?". The idea is similar to people who write into newspapers for everything from relationships to financial advice. My first question would be "PEZ or Tic-tacs?"
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  • 6 February 2008, 11:52 AM Sam wrote:
    Change of blog name to How Very Dare You?

    *shrugs*
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  • 4 February 2008, 10:04 PM Arthur wrote:
    People often forget that tapeing their soaps is piracy......btw i want more....really 2 weeks is too long to wait. I DARE you to post everyday this week ....me so funny with the dare phun. *giggles*
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    1. 5 February 2008, 11:12 AM Josh wrote:
      Yeah, I've been a bit slack, eh? Have been all over the shop lately - dunno about a post every day but I'll gun it as best I can

      PS. I'm totally waiting for the dare / double dare / physical challenge reference - c'mon, you can do it!
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  • 30 January 2008, 12:04 PM wlxywtso wrote:
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  • 10 January 2008, 9:42 PM Arthur wrote:
    I have been known to only do about 30 minutes of solid work in a fortnight. That's not to say i am lazy. When the going is tough i will put everything on hold till the work is done (was at work till nine today d'oh). Equally if things are quiet, i just sit back and enjoy it.

    I really like this post - i find it quite interesting what other's do in their day. Most people just say "oh, you know...did a bit of this and that".
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    1. 11 January 2008, 7:58 AM Josh wrote:
      I imagine this post was doubly interesting for you Arthur, as we do work for the same company after all. This is how the other half lives! Haha.

      PS. Don't tell my boss.
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  • 10 January 2008, 12:36 PM Dave wrote:
    I'm sorry, but i'm going to have to call bullshit on you. NO ONE works less than a government contractor, paid by the hour.

    I love your day, it sounds like mine. Some of my work was reviewed by my public servant overlords and one of them helpfully marked up my document from "plain, easy to understand english" to government acronyms and insider lingo from the public service mentality of the 70's.

    "thats okay" i said, knowing full well I can charge another days work to revert back to the original copy.

    sometimes i hand things in in coloured font, to help them understand. this works! clip art is also extremely helpful in explaining the basics eg "name goes in the name field" (insert clip art of light bulb over mans head).

    All in a project "days" work!
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  • 9 January 2008, 9:08 PM Dave wrote:
    that is pretty funny man. are you a government contractor?
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    1. 9 January 2008, 9:37 PM Josh wrote:
      Nah - the (global) company is in the financial industry. I'm in a project team, so it's kinda like being a government contractor - but with less work. Haha.
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  • 8 January 2008, 9:07 PM Arthur wrote:
    Yay!!! I worked for a uni for a few years, and you'd think that everyone would try that but so few people ever do.

    Good on you for giving it a try, no lets be more positive, you will get in.
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  • 8 January 2008, 3:46 PM Sam wrote:
    I see you still haven't come down from the dizzying heights of Deal then, Mme F. Whore

    BB ended any delineation between housemates circa season 2 or 3, I think. At least back then they had maybe one token housemate who was over a/ 14, b/ 40kgs and c/ an IQ of 87.
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  • 5 January 2008, 5:57 AM Arthur wrote:
    Perhaps it’s just me, never having taken no for an answer…professionally and scholastically that is, but can’t you email them asking to be on an ‘standby’ list in case someone drops out just before or in the first week? Worth a try if it works. Or better yet, find out who is the course director and email them a fancy message to that effect…or affect….i forget the proper use.
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    1. 8 January 2008, 1:43 PM Josh wrote:
      As it turns out, awesome advice Arthur! Called up the selection officer (to make sure my academic records were accessed during the application process; for some reason my application letter came back with a different student ID) and casually asked if they have a wait list for cancellations.

      And they totally have a second round offer system, but you have to email to selection officer to get on it. Score. Will shoot thru an email to them as soon as I get home.

      If I get in during the second round, I totally owe you a Coke
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  • 3 January 2008, 3:31 PM Sam wrote:
    What Dave said, not to mention your v impressive CV showing extensive demonstrable experience in professional publishing.

    Sorry to read this Josh. Condescencing as Mr/Ms Destroyer is though, it probably is worth taking their advice and trying again for '09. Or, you could do it at the TAFE with HELP that I went to, UTS? Year or two in Sydney? Noice.
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    1. 3 January 2008, 4:07 PM Josh wrote:
      And cheers to you QP!

      Yeah, it's not the end of the road. It's an accreddited course, meaning they offer it at other TAFEs - just kinda had my heart set on RMIT. I'm going to hunt around to find somewhere else to study it for the first year and jump ship to RMIT as soon as they'll offer it to me.

      Nice attempt to get me to go to Sydney again tho!
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  • 3 January 2008, 3:20 PM Dave wrote:
    dude that fucking sucks , you are one of the best writers i've read.
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    1. 3 January 2008, 4:04 PM Josh wrote:
      Aww, that's sweet - but totally over-amplifying my skills a tad. You should read more
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  • 31 December 2007, 12:11 AM Gorilla Bananas wrote:
    The wind is possibly one of His farts. His mouth is too big to give good head.
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  • 25 December 2007, 10:15 PM joel wrote:
    i've got a live acoustic version of it if you want it
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  • 19 December 2007, 6:45 PM Anonymous wrote:
    you forgot the tomato salsa!
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    1. 19 December 2007, 8:07 PM Josh wrote:
      I'm trying to figure out if that's some obscure reference to aborted fetuses.
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  • 4 December 2007, 8:10 AM Sam wrote:
    Oh hell yeah - you go to ICHC for the kitteh porn, but you definitely don't stay for the sparkling banter.
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  • 13 November 2007, 10:27 PM Anonymous wrote:
    shut the fuck up and don't post stupid shit.
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    1. 14 November 2007, 9:30 AM Josh wrote:
      Dude: don't like it? Don't read it. Pretty simple.
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  • 2 November 2007, 10:55 AM Josh wrote:
    I tell ya Sam, all the media attention after my fleeting five second appearance has been a killer. Interview requests coming out of my wazoo. Can't even walk down the street with a pap shouting "Over here Josh! What was it like opening the case Josh?!"

    Front page tomorrow: frowny face.
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  • 2 November 2007, 10:29 AM Sam wrote:
    Yay famewhoredom!!
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  • 22 October 2007, 1:29 PM Sam wrote:
    I think multiple uses for sex toys is a fabulous concept - I'd definitely subscribe to the magazine which published that.

    All your googly-eyed vibrator needs is that homo from Kerri-Ann to plug it (not literally, ew) with some vacuous blonde sales rep and then all the kids will want one.
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  • 11 October 2007, 11:40 AM Sam wrote:
    So in a nutshell, you'll have to learn to adapt to cut boys? Oye.
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    1. 11 October 2007, 11:58 AM Josh wrote:
      Or learn how to cut them myself - either / either.
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  • 2 October 2007, 7:17 AM joel wrote:
    dance for me monkey boy!

    write something josh... the tumbleweeds have had their 15 minutes
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    1. 2 October 2007, 9:12 AM Josh wrote:
      The internet's just been sorted at the new place, so I'll chuck up an entry for my demanding public (ie. you) tonight
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  • 20 September 2007, 4:04 PM Sam wrote:
    Heh, yes I see it now. 'Cut: The hilarious tale of two wacky housemates living it up in East St Kilda: Josh Weinstein, the meshuggener homo with a heart of gold, and Droopy, his circumcised foreskin. Oy gevalt! Tonight on Ten. Seriously.'

    I'll have my people call yours to thrash it out some more

    Also, ewww to the name Tyler.
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  • 20 September 2007, 1:10 PM Sam wrote:
    Noice. You gotta keep busy.

    If RMIT doesn't eventuate and you feel like a change of landscape, UTS and Macquarie offer similar post-grad courses up here that are easier to get into (or at least were in 2003). Bonne chance, anyways.

    (PS - I thought St Kilda East was Fagsville and Glen Iris was Jewtown?)
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    1. 20 September 2007, 1:48 PM Josh wrote:
      Wahey Sam!

      Aiie, though I don't wanna turn into one of these characters that bangs on about how busy they are; wearing it like a badge of worthiness. Y'know, the whole "I've gotta drop Tyler off at school, then I've gotta pick up the groceries" blah blah, like they're contributing to society. I'm not *that* bad, I just can't be arsed blogging, hehe.

      Fingers crossed RMIT eventuates - I've studied there before, so I'm playing the past-student card. Nice ploy to lure me up to north though; you Sydney faggots and your crafty / helpful ways!

      PS. Well, Prahran is definitely Fagsville; and Glen Eris could very well be Jewtown (*shrug*) - but St Kilda East is where the two cultures "seamlessly" mash together (with hilarious results! Hmmm... I smell a sitcom)
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  • 18 September 2007, 3:11 PM Michael wrote:
    Hilarious, so do you look like that now?
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    1. 18 September 2007, 10:25 PM Josh wrote:
      Ha! Yeah, spitting fucking image, actually. Same pose and all. Y'know, the kind of lumbering lean forward thing that dude has going on COZ MY ARMS ARE SO FUCKING HUGE.

      *cough*

      So, no. If anything, I'm turning into a scrawny bastard again - hence the recent blog 'RIP: my arse'.
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  • 18 September 2007, 2:42 PM Michael wrote:
    AAH hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (ROTFLMAO)
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  • 10 September 2007, 12:51 PM Sam wrote:
    Half yer luck - I keep trying to murder my arse but it always seems able to return from the dead, slasher pic-style. Usually with reinforcements

    Hints and tips on bringing out successful effective death?
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    1. 11 September 2007, 12:13 PM Josh wrote:
      Hmmm... a silver bullet, perhaps? Or maybe shove a garlic up there?

      Or maybe it's like a vampire and can't stand sunlight. When you're walking round outside next, why not just pull down your pants and wave it round for a bit to see if that does the trick.
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  • 10 September 2007, 2:04 AM joel wrote:
    hahaha you could get a prosthetic bum?
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    1. 11 September 2007, 12:23 PM Josh wrote:
      Or better yet, go all Bionic Arse.

      I could be the Six Million Dollar Arse Man.

      "We can rebuild it... we have the technology."
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  • 24 August 2007, 9:16 AM Dave wrote:
    cunny funt
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  • 15 August 2007, 8:47 PM Josh wrote:
    Cheers man - I picked it up today. Just started reading it, seems fucking good s'far.
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  • 13 August 2007, 8:54 AM Ben wrote:
    I have a book u should read "the god delusion".
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  • 10 August 2007, 9:16 AM dave wrote:
    u are still a cack man
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    1. 10 August 2007, 9:21 AM Josh wrote:
      *blush*

      You did say "cack", right?

      (Good to see you here man!)
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  • 3 August 2007, 10:08 AM Michael wrote:
    WHY DO YOU HAVE TO USE A PICTURE FROM WHEN I WAS FAT???
    Any potential hotties out there, please note....im waaaay hotter now
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    1. 3 August 2007, 10:19 AM Josh wrote:
      I don't exactly have a huge portfolio of pictures featuring you waving signs that say, "I LOVE JOSH DARE."

      However, hotties, I can vouch for the claim to current hotness.
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  • 2 August 2007, 1:50 PM Michael Hill wrote:
    Oh your so dramatic....
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    1. 2 August 2007, 1:59 PM Josh wrote:
      I learnt from the best
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  • 2 August 2007, 11:15 AM Michael wrote:
    Why do I have to be the "gay" bestie, why cant I just be the bestie?

    It was a butter knife.........
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    1. 2 August 2007, 11:21 AM Josh wrote:
      Coz I was afraid you'd reject me if I called you my bestie... such is the eggshells I must walk on when declaring my feelings for you.

      And it was a steak knife. I distinctly remember the brown wooden handle jutting out from the back of my hand, being welded by a sketchy bugger with penchant for random acts of provoked violence.
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  • 1 August 2007, 12:34 PM Sam wrote:
    Hopefully such disclaimers will go one step further as per the ciggies, and start including the graphic images too! Something along the lines of, 'this is what it REALLY means to see "Jesus get nailed"' would be hot
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  • 28 July 2007, 8:32 PM Josh wrote:
    Hey it's the Gay Sky Hooker himself! Legend man, here I was thinking you were taking the piss out of me and my cock-breathing comrades, hehe.

    Glad you're liking the blog tho - gotta admit yours has a definite kinda charm to it as well... once you get past the fucked up imagery
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  • 28 July 2007, 7:34 PM tom wrote:
    hee hee.....you're welcome!

    I enjoy your blog, keep it up
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  • 4 July 2007, 11:32 AM Josh wrote:
    Ah sweet! More music to drown out all the crap on my iPod, hehe... cheers John
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  • 3 July 2007, 7:51 PM Johnny R@D wrote:
    If you care to check your gmail account, you may be in for a pleasant surprise....
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  • 23 June 2007, 7:01 PM Bec wrote:
    Bec (Ho sister): Sadly conversations like this are not uncommon in our family. Seem to have fooled mum! Plenty of additional material from dinner last night, Joshie... you holding out on us?!
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  • 19 June 2007, 7:51 PM DJ Stavros wrote:
    Finally looks like dexter found his perfect match.... that's right.... na na, na na he found a per-fect match.
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  • 15 June 2007, 7:15 PM Ben Dare wrote:
    Richmond Roulette... I used to be one of those people, craning my neck to try and read the sign half way along the platform, running up and down stairs to platform 1 or 7. I then realized that the time saving is negligible. All it takes is your train to stop between R and Flinders a few times, that combined with the amount of time it takes the second train to get there and the (maximum 15min) timesaving is obliterated. A good read though. I would love to see more observational stuff from you Bro.
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  • 8 June 2007, 11:48 AM lu wrote:
    the richmond roulette... used to know it soooo well but never knew it's name.... sensational entry... loves it. hates the game too... feel very blessed i now drive to a workplace nowhere near the city!
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  • 8 June 2007, 6:01 AM Slumber wrote:
    You're built like a Ken Doll!
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    1. 8 June 2007, 9:29 AM Josh wrote:
      Yeah, I thought I'd try and keep it as true to life as possible... hehe.
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  • 31 May 2007, 9:22 AM Rob Gaetano wrote:
    Hmmmm have I seen that comic somewhere before?
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    1. 31 May 2007, 11:31 AM Josh Dare wrote:
      Possibly the website I ripped it off from? Haha...

      Let me indulge in my geekery!
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  • 30 May 2007, 2:33 PM spanki wrote:
    worst comment ever
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  • 29 May 2007, 1:29 PM Katie Mc Moisty Moist wrote:
    Moist.

    That is all.
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  • 29 May 2007, 12:18 PM Tunksy!! wrote:
    Hey Hey!!! I'll be sticking round too! I love random thoughts, and think that everyone should have them or atleast experience another persons! Go for GOLD!
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  • 29 May 2007, 12:01 PM Josh Dare wrote:
    Cheers Lu! Good to see you here
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  • 29 May 2007, 11:45 AM Lu wrote:
    trust me, i'm sticking around.

    LOVE your blogs so much.

    xxx
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  • 28 May 2007, 11:07 AM spanki wrote:
    hi.
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    1. 28 May 2007, 10:40 PM Josh Dare wrote:
      Hehe, "hurro spanki!"
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